selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

actegratuit:

Ani Reimi-Orsa is an artist from Helsinki, Finland. Ani creates beautiful landscape concept artwork which looks like watercolor painting.

that awkward moment when you can’t find your straw

lolsofunny:

modelle:

(lol here!)

(Source: axalotls)

• me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
• chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
• me: i didn't even finish my order
• chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
• me: what

(Source: metronudes)

des-tr0y:

i found waldo, that wasn’t that difficult, come on guys.

(Source: b1llionaire)