May 2013
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
that awkward moment when you can't find your straw
lolsofunny:
modelle:
(lol here!)
me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what
drarna:
drarna:
friends are like balloons
if you stab them they die
this text post ruined my life
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
theangryviolinist:
lol oh tchaikovsky
tchaikovsky whta r u doing
tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem
TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP
The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.
cristinaya:
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
