dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
that awkward moment when you can't find your straw
lolsofunny: modelle: (lol here!)
me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
drarna: drarna: friends are like balloons if you stab them they die this text post ruined my life
221bitssmallerontheoutside: theangryviolinist: lol oh tchaikovsky tchaikovsky whta r u doing tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.
cristinaya: Shine bright like a washed nintendog
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing